Because He's A Jew
Listen, Mother says, there's another rally today!
A moan escapes from Peter's mouth; not again...
Kill 'em fucking Jews!Hitler roars
Let this be called the Holocaust!
Them crazy religion and pathetic weak faces,
I bet they cant even do their laces!
Big ambitions, big dreams,
by the end of the speech everybody's convinced...
Peter is convinced and joins the army,
where he undergoes harsh and training
and yet even harsher brainwashing
by the end he knows a hundred ways of killing
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It is a glorious morning and Peter is visiting his old friend
each talking about their family's clan
Here comes the shock: I'm part Jewish, his friend says,
I have two fathers- they were gay
His blood boils, he sees red,
takes his rifle and whacks his friend on the head
"You lying moron!!!" He furiously yells
To think i trusted you- you are gonna die now!
I'm gonna make you breathe in acid gas
Hands Behind your head- You're not my friend!
Courtesy of Xander
Life turned ironic at 7:37 AM
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Ello people today I'm Xavier:P
anyway in the morning go for wushu
then surprise surprise sb was actually earlier than me
SHANNON:D haha his dad oso need go work mah
anyway bored so go tech centre for awhile slack
then saw this blogskin and chiong in 10 minutes
zai right:P haha training was not bad
Jiao Lian was late-.- anyway i tried to do 360
wa lau barely spin one round
but in the end when Jiao Lian teach me training ended liao
sigh... must wait so many daes dhen got training again
sian lahh
BuhBye finally can fo fb dun wan wste time:D
Life turned ironic at 7:42 AM
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Sunday, June 7, 2009
Helo peoples
guess wat?
Im sick:(
stomach flu wtf
so damned unlucky man
somemore oso cannot go traning. ahhhh.....
oh yes how could i forget
todaes my dads B'day
and i got sick-.- sway sia
supposed to go out one
anyway internet is lagging
facebook is screwed
so is youtube
so i do this lorh
heres a joke tt xuyi told me
a lawyer and a peasant were on a plane
the lawyer was bored and decided to make fun of the peasant
so he told the peasant, if the peasant cannot answer a question he asks, the peasant would have to pay him 5 bucks
but if the lawyer couldn't answer a question that the peasant asks, he would pay the peasant 500 bucks
so the lawyer asked, what was the PH of apple juice?
the peasant doesn't know, and thus gives the lawyer 5 bucks
the peasant asks the lawyer, what goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?
the lawyer is stumped and gives the peasant 500 bucks
later, he asked the peasant, what the answer was
the peasant gives him a weird look and says, heres 5 bucks, i don't know the answer too
LOL XD
Life turned ironic at 11:03 PM
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Thursday, June 4, 2009
wah now must type in bright colours
if not people cannot see
wtf i dun even know if i got speellliiinnnggg error lol
anyway training on mon and tues was not so bad
monday JC ppl come over so more fun
almost injured my ankle again trying to do ce kong fan. oops:(
tues so ulu lidat
got so little people
so quite slack
tmrw gonna have alot of ppl
COS ITS FRIDAEXD
ahh
got nth to post
shall post when got better things to talk about
byebuh
Life turned ironic at 7:56 AM
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