Life's But An Irony Of Jokes
Life's An Irony
An irony of love and friendship
Life's a play
A play of hypocrisy
Aren't you even tired of these?
Fate's playing this big joke on me
On you and i, on us
let me go
Before i break down
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    Monday, June 29, 2009

    Because He's A Jew

    Listen, Mother says, there's another rally today!
    A moan escapes from Peter's mouth; not again...

    Kill 'em fucking Jews!Hitler roars
    Let this be called the Holocaust!
    Them crazy religion and pathetic weak faces,
    I bet they cant even do their laces!

    Big ambitions, big dreams,
    by the end of the speech everybody's convinced...

    Peter is convinced and joins the army,
    where he undergoes harsh and training
    and yet even harsher brainwashing
    by the end he knows a hundred ways of killing
    XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX

    It is a glorious morning and Peter is visiting his old friend
    each talking about their family's clan
    Here comes the shock: I'm part Jewish, his friend says,
    I have two fathers- they were gay

    His blood boils, he sees red,
    takes his rifle and whacks his friend on the head
    "You lying moron!!!" He furiously yells
    To think i trusted you- you are gonna die now!
    I'm gonna make you breathe in acid gas
    Hands Behind your head- You're not my friend!



    Courtesy of Xander

    Life turned ironic at 7:37 AM
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    Tuesday, June 23, 2009

    Ello people today I'm Xavier:P
    anyway in the morning go for wushu
    then surprise surprise sb was actually earlier than me
    SHANNON:D haha his dad oso need go work mah
    anyway bored so go tech centre for awhile slack
    then saw this blogskin and chiong in 10 minutes
    zai right:P haha training was not bad
    Jiao Lian was late-.- anyway i tried to do 360
    wa lau barely spin one round
    but in the end when Jiao Lian teach me training ended liao
    sigh... must wait so many daes dhen got training again
    sian lahh
    BuhBye finally can fo fb dun wan wste time:D

    Life turned ironic at 7:42 AM
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    Sunday, June 7, 2009

    Helo peoples
    guess wat?

    Im sick:(
    stomach flu wtf
    so damned unlucky man
    somemore oso cannot go traning. ahhhh.....
    oh yes how could i forget
    todaes my dads B'day
    and i got sick-.- sway sia
    supposed to go out one
    anyway internet is lagging
    facebook is screwed
    so is youtube
    so i do this lorh
    heres a joke tt xuyi told me


    a lawyer and a peasant were on a plane
    the lawyer was bored and decided to make fun of the peasant
    so he told the peasant, if the peasant cannot answer a question he asks, the peasant would have to pay him 5 bucks
    but if the lawyer couldn't answer a question that the peasant asks, he would pay the peasant 500 bucks
    so the lawyer asked, what was the PH of apple juice?
    the peasant doesn't know, and thus gives the lawyer 5 bucks
    the peasant asks the lawyer, what goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?
    the lawyer is stumped and gives the peasant 500 bucks
    later, he asked the peasant, what the answer was
    the peasant gives him a weird look and says, heres 5 bucks, i don't know the answer too



    LOL XD

    Life turned ironic at 11:03 PM
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    Thursday, June 4, 2009

    wah now must type in bright colours
    if not people cannot see
    wtf i dun even know if i got speellliiinnnggg error lol
    anyway training on mon and tues was not so bad
    monday JC ppl come over so more fun
    almost injured my ankle again trying to do ce kong fan. oops:(
    tues so ulu lidat
    got so little people
    so quite slack
    tmrw gonna have alot of ppl
    COS ITS FRIDAEXD
    ahh
    got nth to post
    shall post when got better things to talk about
    byebuh

    Life turned ironic at 7:56 AM
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