Life's But An Irony Of Jokes
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Aren't you even tired of these?
Fate's playing this big joke on me
On you and i, on us
let me go
Before i break down
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    Monday, June 29, 2009

    Because He's A Jew

    Listen, Mother says, there's another rally today!
    A moan escapes from Peter's mouth; not again...

    Kill 'em fucking Jews!Hitler roars
    Let this be called the Holocaust!
    Them crazy religion and pathetic weak faces,
    I bet they cant even do their laces!

    Big ambitions, big dreams,
    by the end of the speech everybody's convinced...

    Peter is convinced and joins the army,
    where he undergoes harsh and training
    and yet even harsher brainwashing
    by the end he knows a hundred ways of killing
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    It is a glorious morning and Peter is visiting his old friend
    each talking about their family's clan
    Here comes the shock: I'm part Jewish, his friend says,
    I have two fathers- they were gay

    His blood boils, he sees red,
    takes his rifle and whacks his friend on the head
    "You lying moron!!!" He furiously yells
    To think i trusted you- you are gonna die now!
    I'm gonna make you breathe in acid gas
    Hands Behind your head- You're not my friend!



    Courtesy of Xander

    Life turned ironic at 7:37 AM
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